I hate shopping for clothes. I own four pairs of pants, the same pants I've had for two years. I refuse to spend hours trying on clothes that probably won't fit and make me feel fat and inadequate. I'd much rather shop for books and games and trinkets. . .and we have the Mall of America here, so trinket shopping is easy.

I do have a weakness for boots, though.
"It's a day spa, you fuck!" -William H. Macy, "Cellular"