That won't work...

1. Show up with your own weapons, in combat fatigues covered in blood, and tell 'em you can't wait to kill somebody else...

2. Walk in, go directly up to the highest ranking male officer you can find, and give him a big wet one complete with tongue down his throat.

3. Answer "Yes. There are three of 'em!" to every question they ask you.

4. Ask if they still give free boob jobs to new recruits.

5. Scream every answer you give at the top of your lungs.

6. Keep asking when you get to blow something up.

7. Walk in naked with a flag tied to your dick.

...there's probably more. I'll post 'em when I remember 'em... :b
“One more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ectoplasm alien anti-matter story and I’m going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.” - Mulder