pop positive on your drug test when they drag you into the recruiting center. Between my division and our bro division, we lost more than a score of recruits because they had done weed/coke/X etc etc recently before they shipped out.

Notes for druggies, water does not flush you out in time for your test (unless you drink about 20 gallons over 2 days), especially since they're usually watching you. The chemicals that hide the traces of coke in your system, can also be tested for, and those can't be hidden or flushed.

The Navy still asks if you're gay, claim you never got your high school diploma or GED, HIV positive, had one guy who kept drinking too much water at boot camp, and he continually kept pissing himself. After the third midnight puddle under his rack in our fifth week, he disappeared. WHether got out for psych, or just rolled back I don't know.

Oh yeah, and trying to desert from boot camp is really fucking stupid. Only the Navy bootcamp isn't on a swamp or island, and even then, if you leave, you got no hair, and all your clothes are very navy issue, sweatpants and sweatshirt, or your coveralls. The guards will drop you to the ground if you don't grind your own nose into the pavement, and continually resisting will get you shot in the leg.

C'mon, I can't be the only enlisted guy here right now.
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