Starting at midnight, I'll start turning a year older. Then I'll spend the rest of the day chopping up and burying the exoskeleton I shed before anyone finds it. By then, it will be too late to do anything else...

...sigh...
“One more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ectoplasm alien anti-matter story and I’m going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.” - Mulder