I'd say, he was having some fun reading a magazine before going to bed, and when he got pissed off by the animal. Ran out in the nude, after that, I'm not so sure.

Heard of a worse one in 10th grade, a couple, aged 30 or so, were experimenting with different foods to aid in sex. Tried putting peanut butter on the man, then invited their Irish Setter to try licking it off. Well....
Most dogs, when they find something they like, if it's possible to open their mouths around it, they will, and this dog bit off the man's err, manhood.
"kneecaps only exist to be hit with claw hammers, Grace only exists to be fallen from."
I, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of Lies, Prince of this World, Seducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer,