No, no Clarissa. . .it's Claire. . .and *passionate kisses all around, even to MIR*

So there. Happy now guys?
"For I have known them all already, known them all -
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."
-- T.S. Eliot. "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"