Ant, Ant, Ant...you silly Australians...



Don't you know ALL Canadian's live in igloo's
to keep our beer cold. We then stack the empties
around the igloo, they reflect the sun and this
keeps said igloo from melting.

If we ever get lost,
there is a handy map Map of Canada

If this does not work, try a backdoor,
choose igloo2



With pictures, we just lick'em and stick'em.

The floor is wet only after hot steamy sex,
where a beer might have been knocked over.

And, a little spread of vegemite along the floor seam
keeps out all them pesky ants.

JS™©



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