Last weekend, my old pal B went North to visit an old pal of ours, a retired milkman name of Murphy. B and Murphy were sat chatting and having a cup of tea when the phone rang. Murphy picked it up and answered.
Murphy: Hallo?
Voice: Good news sir, you have won a thousand pounds and in order....
MUrphy: I don't want it.
Voice: (Pause)..Sir, you have won a thousand pounds and I..
Murphy: I heard you son, I don't want it.
Voice: No, sir, you don't understand, you have won..
Murphy: I understand you perfeclty pal, I've won a thousand pounds. Well I don't need it and I don't want it.
Voice: Oh surely everybody could use an extra thousand pounds and you
Murphy: Give it to somebody else, your mother maybe, or a charity of your choice.
Voice: (getting desperate) I can't do that sir, you see you...
Murphy: Sure you can. Heck, I don't need it, I'm as rich as Croesus.
Voice: Now that's not true sir, you see I happen to know ...
Murphy: Aha! Got my credit records have you? Well what you don't know son is that I won the national lottery.
Voice. (Pause)... No you didn't.
Murphy: Sure I did. Three million quid last weekend
Voice: (Suddenly breaking) You're lying!
Murphy: Well you staerted it.
CLICK . Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I love Murphy.
muffing
Murphy: Hallo?
Voice: Good news sir, you have won a thousand pounds and in order....
MUrphy: I don't want it.
Voice: (Pause)..Sir, you have won a thousand pounds and I..
Murphy: I heard you son, I don't want it.
Voice: No, sir, you don't understand, you have won..
Murphy: I understand you perfeclty pal, I've won a thousand pounds. Well I don't need it and I don't want it.
Voice: Oh surely everybody could use an extra thousand pounds and you
Murphy: Give it to somebody else, your mother maybe, or a charity of your choice.
Voice: (getting desperate) I can't do that sir, you see you...
Murphy: Sure you can. Heck, I don't need it, I'm as rich as Croesus.
Voice: Now that's not true sir, you see I happen to know ...
Murphy: Aha! Got my credit records have you? Well what you don't know son is that I won the national lottery.
Voice. (Pause)... No you didn't.
Murphy: Sure I did. Three million quid last weekend
Voice: (Suddenly breaking) You're lying!
Murphy: Well you staerted it.
CLICK . Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I love Murphy.
muffing

