There's a loony-toon in the neighborhood armed with an AK-47 and a few other nice toys.
He went to jail for 20 years for blowing up some rail tracks with stolen dynamite and robbing two banks. He was captured after a 30-mile car chase and a 6-hour gun battle with the cops. He got out maybe 2 months ago, robbed two more banks, terrorized two families in breakins, and stole 38 guns/pistols/rifles/automatic weapons and a car, and has been in a running gun battle with the cops from 20 different municipalities in the area for a week.
The schools are closed. Parts of the highway system are shut down for two days now. He's now on foot(?), and last night, he was within a quarter mile of our house. Right now, we think about 250 cops have him cornered in a 2-square mile cemetary/woods about two miles from here.
The guy even looks like a cartoon. He has a white beard that hangs straight down to his crotch. Now...ask yourself...when I walk down the street, people "notice" me around here...so...how has this guy been able to hide out without somebody noticing all this time?
How's your day so far?
He went to jail for 20 years for blowing up some rail tracks with stolen dynamite and robbing two banks. He was captured after a 30-mile car chase and a 6-hour gun battle with the cops. He got out maybe 2 months ago, robbed two more banks, terrorized two families in breakins, and stole 38 guns/pistols/rifles/automatic weapons and a car, and has been in a running gun battle with the cops from 20 different municipalities in the area for a week.
The schools are closed. Parts of the highway system are shut down for two days now. He's now on foot(?), and last night, he was within a quarter mile of our house. Right now, we think about 250 cops have him cornered in a 2-square mile cemetary/woods about two miles from here.
The guy even looks like a cartoon. He has a white beard that hangs straight down to his crotch. Now...ask yourself...when I walk down the street, people "notice" me around here...so...how has this guy been able to hide out without somebody noticing all this time?
How's your day so far?
"I...AM...NOT...GAY!"
Captain America
Captain America

